Sunday, 22 November 2015

Hilarious! See The Real Definition Of ‘Wahala’ (Must Read) – Add Yours!!

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When the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic – You go apologise
tire.

When you tell your friend “your
mama!!!” and turn around and see his
or her mum staring at you – Meeehn,
u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father’s
bald head and u try to kill it with
your bare hands – You must provide d
proof ohh, or else…:

When Patience Ebele is ur English
Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go
get, no worry.

When you update “salary things” on
facebook and your landlord comments
“on point””””” – U go travel go villa by
force.

When you’re in a bus and you throw
away #500 note instead of gala
wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat!
cry

When ur dad works at PHCN and they
take light and you shout God punish
PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na
ur mama go start to pay ur school
fees.

When u dey on top okada and the
okada man dey ping – Na automatic
ticket to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in an eatery
and u find out ur wallet fell out in a
taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a
Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note
instead of #50 – Generosity go change
mind


When soldier release you after serious
beating, you come rush enter bike
insult their Mama, Okada no gree
Start again – Ur own don red be that
“in Flektaman’s voice”.

Keep it rolling… Drop your own
definition of “Wahala”
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